send and recieve

we got a fax machine and now all i want to do is send smiley faces to people. my papa stopped me in my tracks with monetary and environmental concerns; i have no logical thought! so i decided to send everyone a picture of me smiling at them via telepathy. well, it's not really going that well for me, no one is replying to my messages! i've resulted to watching my dad's favourite mint ice cream melt as i attempt to tune into the outbox of my cerebral cortex searching for that unopened piece of mail addressed to one: candizzle.